Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Fillie Depression

Getting sad seeing Millie Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard’s pictures

I’m on a Fillie Depression, I can’t help it

by fillie.aep August 31, 2018

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

depressed harry

Depressed harry is an absolute loser. He has no friends and every one is mean to him.

He looks depressed, but not as nearly like depressed harry

by Harry Beumer May 31, 2018

Depression

A void of emptiness, worthlessness, nothingness that is called depression

I feel like nothing, I must have depression

by Depression and obsession June 4, 2018

Depressed

ME!
No, but seriously, it means " in a state of unhappiness or despondency"

"I'm depressed":(

by much homo June 7, 2018

Type 7 depression

A depression that Brooklyn gives you

Ugh u give me type 7 depression

by 🐝 bee June 11, 2018