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Beta Chad

(noun)

A guy who perfectly balances traits of a Beta male and a Chad. He’s confident and assertive, but not arrogant or domineering. He’s kind, approachable, and socially aware without being a pushover. The Beta Chad is athletic without flexing it, attractive without being cocky, and respected without trying too hard.
“Bro, did you see Matt at the party last night? He was chatting up everyone so naturally, helping clean up after, and still somehow left with two girls’ numbers. Total Beta Chad.”
by Captain Ocean July 2, 2025
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Chad:

Chad is handsome, but not arrogant. He is masculine and strong, but humble about his achievements. He will protect you and ensure you feel safe and secure- unless there are jellyfish or bees. In these cases: he claims it helps to build character to know what it's like to be stung by one. He's playful and fun— but will draw the line at hopscotch. Chads also make their bed every morning and will try to encourage you to do so as well... he is determined to inspire you to be the best version of yourself and apparently making your bed in the morning is the first step in this process.
Jovie’s new bestie is a total Chad: beyond the attractive exterior, he has a kind heart and will always show up with a smile.
by EvaMonster July 8, 2025
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Hanging chad

A hanging Chad is performed when one partner is suspended upside down while the other partner attempts to insert a copy of the US constitution into the hanging partners ass.
Hey, do you want to try that move I told you about, the hanging chad?
by Polypangirl July 19, 2025
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Chad Sparck

A greedy Jew. That usually appears in a security director uniform. It typically spends its free time on grinder while masturbating excessively.
Did you see that Chad sparck?
by Joemamasmells August 5, 2025
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Chad Glazer

Aka black pill guys who "worship" Chad. They think that if you're not a "Chad", you can't/won't get a girlfriend.
Man, that guy is such a Chad Glazer. He worships "Chad" and thinks that's all it takes to get women.
by Enko247 September 8, 2025
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Chad Dev

A Chad Dev is a programmer who firmly believes that real coding peaked in 1978 with The C Programming Language. They scoff at modern conveniences, insisting that true mastery comes from suffering in the terminal. They write exclusively in C, run Emacs/Vim with no plugins because man > machine, and open every terminal session with htop “just to check things are fine.” Their Makefiles are legendary, hundreds of lines of cryptic rules they barely remember but proudly flaunt as proof of skill. Publicly, they declare things like “Java is for interns,” while secretly automating a few tasks in Python. Arch Linux (btw) runs on their battered ThinkPad, adorned with stickers no one can read.
“I asked Paul for a simple JSON parser… he wrote a custom C parser with manual memory management. Such a Chad Dev.”
by Hucode September 19, 2025
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Chad

A certified stud. Way above average looking, this attractive male specimen is at least 9/10 to 10/10 on the looks scale.
"My homie got a new haircut and is now looking like a chad."
by ShigShug February 21, 2025
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