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scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious
mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks
by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016
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cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny
i love videos of cat baking
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.
If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.
by docbrown3 July 4, 2014
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Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.
My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!
by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018
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baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.
Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.
by LazyGecko October 15, 2015
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Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.
3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.
by Mitpal December 18, 2018
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