red couch

Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa

My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.

by Thegooseknowsbest July 28, 2016

Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020

RED Mad

When you get so mad that you cannot control your actions.

Red mad can be held in sometimes, but you need to be like Ned Flanders to do so.

Matty G (14 year old rapper): RED MAD, KEEP IT IN LIKE NED FLANDERS!
Person 1: Wow, that guy is really good at keeping in his anger.

by MattyGesus June 16, 2018

Redding,CT

Redding, CT is truly a hidden gem. It is centrally located within Fairfield County making a trip to either Norwalk or Danbury easy and has a unique tie to high finance with Alfred Winslow Jones, credited with forming the first modern hedge fund, being a former resident. Some very wealthy people who have lots of acreage as well as upper middle class families. Does not have the same ostentation as some other Fairfield County towns. Great public school system as well as close to Exceptional Private Schools. A trip to NYC is not as easy as Greenwich but, it is close enough. NYC is highly overrated anyway.

Redding,CT is a luxury Vermont within commuting distance to NYC.

by Alfred Winslow Jones February 28, 2022

red sunshine

Waking up in the morning and eating a girl out while on her period.

Man 1:"bro why is your face so red"
Man 2:"I woke up to a red sunshine this morning"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

Red Horse

While hitting it from the back, slap your bitches ass until it is tomato red.

When you are about to cum start making horses noises! NEIGH!

My girlfriend is into horses so she asked me to give her a red horse.

by Edwizzle June 5, 2020

Red Roller

noun- male who prefers to only sleep with females during "that time of the month"

Dude 1: Hey, Jenny's got her period, so it's a no go
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)

by tuna y red July 3, 2009