National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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Joseph

A hypocritical retard who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut and smells of shit & ciggarettes.

"Joseph snitched on everyone because he's a fucking hypocritical cunt"

by retarded_dumbass May 13, 2024

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beautiful joseph he's so beautiful it blinds people with his radiance, he speaks in medieval english and talks about his pregnancy journey as an all capable being he's perfect without flaw and friends with gorgeous jotaro and handsome johnny, he talks about the green pills he consumes and he loves saying g-gah! 🫃💚😍
he has an unknown number of children, the two most important being jonnieeliel and jovito
he loves to be mpreg’d

g-gah! forever with funny 🥰🫃🤣

wow! that’s beautiful joseph! isn’t he so radiant?

by leone sama October 14, 2025

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Joseph Smidt

The fruit of a climbing cactus native to Central America and now grown in many tropical and subtropical regions, it is renowned for its striking appearance and delicate flavor. Its leathery skin, often red, pink, or yellow, is adorned with green, scale-like bracts that give it a distinctive, flame-like look. Inside, the soft, juicy flesh can be white, red, or magenta, dotted with countless tiny edible black seeds. The taste is mildly sweet and subtly refreshing, often considered pleasant though slightly bland, resembling a blend of pear and kiwi. This cactus fruit is not only visually captivating but also valued for its nutritional benefits, providing vitamin C, fiber, and antioxidants that support overall wellness. Commonly enjoyed in smoothies, fruit salads, sorbets, and chilled desserts, it adds both vibrant color and gentle sweetness to a wide variety of dishes and beverages.

The Joseph Smidt watched the rain slide down the window, each drop tracing a new path toward the sill.

by 8549897254892895 October 23, 2025

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