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Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker
He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out
by Wypipo whisperer November 29, 2020
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Paopu Fruit

G-rated version of sex. See also "holding hands" or "dancing."
He wanted to share a paopu fruit with her, but you know if they were adults it'd be netflix and chill!
by KayleeTheMechanic February 18, 2020
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Juicy Fruit

When an individual saturates their hand in saliva before reaching into their anus and removes a piece of shit and then proceeds to eat it
Steve: Hey bro
Mark: How did i go last night?
Steve: That bitch wanted a Juicy Fruit
by frenchtostboi March 2, 2020
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Fruit Loop

'That guy is such a fruit loop'
by XxKilstreakxX May 13, 2020
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Virginia Fruit Bowl

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.
Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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Crotch fruit

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.
by Samboniez May 30, 2020
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Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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