The 11

Only 3% of ken have a completely straight penis

Most have an 11 o'clock. Mayve even a 10:30. Up, down, left, right, mixed. According to my doctor. 100% normal to have an 11.

It was a little bent to the left, but it made it feel bigger. I've never been with a 12. Up, down, left or right it is always The 11.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

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May 11

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

by Ur mom 300 May 11, 2023

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December 11

Katya’s birthday !!!

or famous instagrammer _katynka_kk birthday

Hey it’s December 11,

so what?
it’s katya”s birthday!

by _katynka_kk December 7, 2022

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The US bombs cruising overhead
But there goes my love rocket red
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Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed (unfed)
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There goes my love rocket red
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Amondo teeno giving giving giving
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There goes my love rocket red
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(Then when you get the money, you get the power) oh, shoot it up
Ultraviolence in Japan
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Soon the whole world will know my name
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Love Missile F1-11

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

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4+4=11

4+4=11 guys!!!

by King Bingus December 25, 2022

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November 11

The best looking people are born then but they know how to hurt you feelings you tell them you live then and all and they toss it in the trash. You know they don’t feel the same like they used to it’s because they got other hoes now they are really protective of you though and it’s really weird but you will love them for ever and be left me and I can’t do this anymore

Me: I love u

Then: mhm
Me: people that are born on November 11

by Iloved_him January 1, 2023

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