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California Ass Cream

When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.
Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!
by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009
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Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.

It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.
by UnequivocallyAwesome January 27, 2010
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slut ass bitch whore

Meghan D
someone who lies, cheats, lies, cheats and is a complete and total psycho. beware of these types, they will flip out on you for no reason
i found out she cheated on me, and that slut ass bitch whore filped out and started hitting me
by A H September 24, 2005
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bitch ass bitch

jacob berny bitch
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything
a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn
by yo'boy April 17, 2011
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5 Hour Ass-Rape

Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.
Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."
by bizarrechaos August 2, 2010
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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
by Rick(y) December 13, 2008
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cap a pop in yo ass

A variation of "pop a cap in yo ass".
Said by a vending machine in a Simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at Bart.
*Bart attacks the vending machine*
Vending machine: Yo, I'm gonna cap a pop in yo ass!
by Allen Smithee December 18, 2007
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