the shit

The best of the best. Nothing greater than it. Not to be confused with shit, which is the most often the complete opposite of THE shit.

Frank Moneymaker is the shit!

by bubba02 February 5, 2014

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.

I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.

by kittenlazor March 7, 2014

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.

Thomas Scott, is definitely a Thomas Shit.

by Gamersnale April 24, 2014