Dirty Old Man

An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"
He's a dirty old man who likes them young
by Lexxii A May 21, 2024
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Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021
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The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
by the philosophizir July 16, 2024
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The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
by the philosophizir July 16, 2024
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Blue Man Grouped

You can no longer perform everyday tasks, such as washing dishes or mowing the lawn because you have been doing a job you dislike.
After driving a taxi for years I can no longer collect stamps, its like I have been Blue Man grouped!
by Philmmaker January 31, 2011
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clout man

the clout man. also know as the clout needer. he pretty much needs clout to survive.
“dude do you know that kid nick panetta
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
i mean like what a freak”
“i know right”
by cloutttt March 10, 2018
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Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.
I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.
by Ajax009 September 28, 2020
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