Turkey pot pie

The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it

“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
“What the fuck no you are”

by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019

save the turkeys. LALA

A big fat round butt

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there

by THE REAL TURKEY AFGGGGGG September 25, 2019

Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure

You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey

by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021

To catch the crazy turkey

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

by TooApologetic December 14, 2014

Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

Tiny Turkey Jerky

The child birthed from basting the turkey

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey

by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019

hungarian turkey gobbler

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time

"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"

by hungarian turkey gobbler October 17, 2014