A group of people that pose as would-be racists and hide out in dark alleys. When vulnerable women pass by, the "Troll Patrol" acts is if they are about to rape the girl and then at the last minute stop and yell, "Walk with a friend in a less dangerous neighborhood, or next time I will rape you!" as a means to scare girls into being safer. Troll patrols can also be used to teach lessons about other dangerous activities as well.
Sally almost shit her pants when she was stopped by the troll patrol, now she always walks home with her friends.
Bob was mistakenly arrested for attempted rape when performing his troll patrol duties. He's in jail now.
Bob was mistakenly arrested for attempted rape when performing his troll patrol duties. He's in jail now.
by T-RollPatrol November 23, 2011
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So, I read your comment about the 400 pound mother who suffered health complications during pregnancy and I'd like you to know you are a total concern troll trying to push your skinny privilege on others!
by RazorEm March 30, 2015
Get the Concern troll mug.A short, stalky creature of female origin whose social superiors invite to pre-parties solely for the purpose of remembering to call a cab at a desirable point and obtain transit. Upon doing so, she promptly screams something akin to "The cabs are coming! Finish your drinks and lets go!," thereby ruining the pre-party.
"Cab Trolls" are a necessarily evil as without them pre--parties would often become so epic that they'd continue all night, and even into the next day, without anyone ever seeing an actual bar or a member of the general public.
"Cab Trolls" are a necessarily evil as without them pre--parties would often become so epic that they'd continue all night, and even into the next day, without anyone ever seeing an actual bar or a member of the general public.
Dude 1: "Why do you still hang around with that bitch? Don't you remember that time we gang-banged her, rubbed salmonella in her eyes, threw her in the back of that rape van and left her to die?"
Dude 2: "Bro, she's really good about calling the cab and will make sure we get out of here before we gotta pay cover."
Dude 1: "Oh, so she's a cab troll?"
Dude 2: 'Yea."
Dude 2: "Bro, she's really good about calling the cab and will make sure we get out of here before we gotta pay cover."
Dude 1: "Oh, so she's a cab troll?"
Dude 2: 'Yea."
by VictoryRed January 22, 2011
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by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020
Get the Lurking Trolls mug.Tom has just said something that opens him self up for snide or snarky comments and or ridicule . By using the momentum he has given you, you turn that into Troll juice to get back at him
by xDarkmoonrising December 23, 2012
Get the Troll Juice mug.1. A person who, while you are under the influence of LSD, appears to become a stumpy, woodland dweller with a withered face.
2. A person who you run into while under the influence of LSD who gives you a bad vibe. Synonyms include trip monster, baddie, and downer.
2. A person who you run into while under the influence of LSD who gives you a bad vibe. Synonyms include trip monster, baddie, and downer.
guy 1: Dude, you're face is all fucked up.
Guy 2: I'm a gnome I'm a gnome!
Guy 1: Ahh! Trip Troll!!!
Guy 2: I'm a gnome I'm a gnome!
Guy 1: Ahh! Trip Troll!!!
by Idiot.Box March 13, 2007
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