Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
Get the Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)mug. by C&PM August 3, 2023
Get the HAYOSA’S THEORYmug. The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theorymug. A term first coined by YouTuber Roy Troy a super theory is a supposition or a system of ideas intended to explain the often unexplainable series One Piece by connecting the clues ledt by master manga-ka Eiichiro Oda.
by Tasmto September 18, 2020
Get the super theorymug. the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level
by sin gui December 14, 2022
Get the ball pen theorymug. Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
Get the Group Chat Theorymug. A theorized phenomena of two unrelated objects being repelled or absent from one another soley based on the absence of the other.
Example:
Person A- "This silver spoon repels tigers."
Person B- "How??"
Person A- "Tiger theory. I hold up this spoon and, do you see any tigers? No? See it works!"
Person A- "This silver spoon repels tigers."
Person B- "How??"
Person A- "Tiger theory. I hold up this spoon and, do you see any tigers? No? See it works!"
by kittygumdrops March 5, 2025
Get the tiger theorymug.