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Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.
Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014
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panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him
by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023
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spider clag

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out
by IanW1981 August 16, 2017
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Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
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Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end
A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by spooder man007 December 3, 2018
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Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022
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Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.
"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"
by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018
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