Pushing P

It means you REALLY have to pee.

MS. WILLIAMS CAN I BE EXCUSED FOR A MOMENT??!! I'M PUSHING P!!

by MommyS February 20, 2022

P-Dizzle

A safe word used by people who want to use the bathroom without having to state the reason for leaving. Often used in urgency when the person is in a large conversation/argument with family or friends.

Jim: "Well George, pick a side! I don't have all day!"
George: "Uh sorry Jim, I have to P-Dizzle."

by Thefuturemadscientistleague January 27, 2013

H to the P

HARRY POTTER!

I am really excited to see the new H to the P movie on November 18th!!!

by I'm not a nerd...REALLY! November 21, 2010

The 2 P's

Pregnant and prison. Used to succinctly describe the future of your booty call's hopeless children.

After an hour of listening to his fuck buddy give him shit about his desire to go back to school, Jason turned to her and said, "Bitch, with that kind of attitude your lil girl and boy are going to grow up representing the 2 P's - pregnant and prison!"

by ThyRoid Rage December 11, 2010

p-bone

a very hard penis erectus, the main bone

After I gave her a poon smooch, I gave her the P-bone

by manbone April 19, 2007

P&G

Porn and Goodies!!

as in bleach abridged

Ichigo: P&G?
Kon: Porn and Goodies!!

by guywhodoesstuffontheinrmawebs July 13, 2009

Pushing P

Pushing P is the process of buying and selling penises wrapped in whale meat.
In order to successfully Push P, you must take said whale wrapped penis, and shove it up one's rectal system.

"you pushing P" "Shheeee I be pushing P"

by SSHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSHHH February 7, 2022