Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.

"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."

by ......H...... May 11, 2024

Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive

Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

o whale

To be super cool about something

Boy 1: o whale! Did you see that hot girl!
Boy 2: you mean Alexandra! Yeah she’s super cool

by W1938 November 21, 2017

Whale Virgina

Whale virgina is a virgin whale that comes out of the water as a man to fuck your family

Wow my girlfriend got whale virgina

by Juan David Cordoba Ortega >ù August 29, 2018

Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died

Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.

by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019