Shark Attack

When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
by ABKT111017 December 02, 2018
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Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!
by KA_TheLegend April 24, 2017
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Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell
I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did
by sharknoser December 29, 2020
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meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".
I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.
by einaphets April 23, 2022
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river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food
I almost died from a river shark last night!
by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017
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Ultimate Shark Pog

Rainbow Shark Pog, it means epic, but more excited.
by Sjarlyewd July 16, 2022
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Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.
1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”
by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r November 27, 2017
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