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Michael

A fat black dude that is so annoying that you will want too beat up a sabrina lover every girl and boy secretly want too beat him up
by That nigga nigga September 9, 2018
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Michael

Michael is a guy that seems like a great match and you could fall head over hills for him but once he gets you under his spell he will make his situation seem like he's the victim and you will feel sorry for him and take him in, living under your roof free of charge once you fall in love with him he will convince you to have a baby with him and cheat on you while you're pregnant and say sorry then you take him back. A couple of months late he starts to do heavy drugs and many more things you end it 5 years down the drain what a waste Michael's are manipulative brainwashing machines that want to make everyone feel sorry for them they have a poor work ethic they want everything handed to them for nothing
My ex Michael is no good
by Tiffany903 April 21, 2018
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Michael

Bruh fucking Michael
by Big booty luh shorty November 16, 2019
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Michael

A skinny peice of shit who love to catch dick in his mouth and loves it in the ass. Most likely is a ginger who cant get any girls
Michael is a complete sack of shit
by Russle Westbrook June 25, 2017
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Michael

Often people refer to Michael as a dickhead, most of the time a michael can ne cocky and conceited. None the less, they will never fail to liven up a party with all his jerk head personality but makes up for it in supplying the kegs.
Girl: Boy that Michael is a real dick
Boy: yeah hut we keep him around for the beer
by Xxxtrixxx January 1, 2018
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Michael

A boy that’s sweet and generous. He’s very funny and all the girls love him. He’s cute, caring, and overall a sweet guy. However, most of the time, he has no feelings for the girls. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he’s not looking for a partner, likes being single, or is gay. Many girls jump to conclusions because they think Michael doesn’t love them romantically.
Oh my god, Jessica. I swear to godddd Michael’s gay. He won’t look at me and will only hang out with his guy friends. I like, think he’s gayyyy.
by MichaelLover1000 June 12, 2018
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Michael

"Michael is always drunk" - A
B - "Drunk is the definition of Michael."
by wilmadabilma April 18, 2018
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