When you hijack someone's post on Facebook to type 5 paragraphs about how you talked on the phone to the Chief Engineering Officer of the Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), no matter how true it was, and then you delete it because it's completely irrelevant... you might have whiskey fingers.
When you cheer yourself on for posting 2 Tweets with exactly 140 characters... you might have whiskey fingers.
When you comment on your brother's in-laws families post about Blackberry using the phrase "RIM job" and then giggle for a half hour straight, well - you probably have whiskey fingers. (Then forget to delete it, but luckily everyone involved finds it funny because RIM is doing so poorly on the market. Thankfully you read things while you're sober and have some small understanding of the tech industry.)
When you spend more than like 5 minutes adding some bullshit entry to Urban dictionary cause I don't fucking know why but I'm going for a smoke now.
When you cheer yourself on for posting 2 Tweets with exactly 140 characters... you might have whiskey fingers.
When you comment on your brother's in-laws families post about Blackberry using the phrase "RIM job" and then giggle for a half hour straight, well - you probably have whiskey fingers. (Then forget to delete it, but luckily everyone involved finds it funny because RIM is doing so poorly on the market. Thankfully you read things while you're sober and have some small understanding of the tech industry.)
When you spend more than like 5 minutes adding some bullshit entry to Urban dictionary cause I don't fucking know why but I'm going for a smoke now.
Oh man. Oh, FUCK man. I drank like a fifth of... some kind of whiskey. Man. I am so highly intoxicated right now, I am like... INEBRIATED. My fingers are just typing because of the whiskey.
I think I have whiskey fingers.
I think I have whiskey fingers.
by whiskey_fingers November 09, 2011
by Gimaf May 17, 2012
The term "2 Fingers" is most commonly used in situations where throwing up the peace sign seems socially inappropriate. The term defined means "peace out", "see ya", and can interchangably be used as "yeah right." Females and males alike commonly use the term when rejecting a member of the opposite sex, right before they turn and walk away.
Ashley: OMG did you see that hideous 5 foot nothing trying to talk to me?
Alexis: Yeah he was nasty...how'd you get out of that one.
Ashley: I just said "2 fingers", and turned and walked away.
Alexis: Ah, that would explain the perplexed and hurt look on his face
Both: *high five
Alexis: Yeah he was nasty...how'd you get out of that one.
Ashley: I just said "2 fingers", and turned and walked away.
Alexis: Ah, that would explain the perplexed and hurt look on his face
Both: *high five
by alexisapple January 04, 2008
cleverly substituted for chicken fingers in a lower-end chinese food restaurant. such establishments may be identified by an abundance of bird feeders, but a curious absence of birds.
'yeah, i'll have the gai-pan, 2 egg rolls, a large pork fried rice, and an order of pigeon fingers.'
by carlton berry August 17, 2007
pinky fingered is when a girl loops her pinkies into her side pant belt loops and shimmy up her skinny pants since they were sagging.
Casey was walking funny past me and I saw her do a funny move... she pinky fingered her skinny jeans back up over her ass.
by rawrchel818 August 11, 2019
The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.
by Antisapien April 11, 2010
by jubella November 02, 2010