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Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010
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Canada

A horrifying and cold country with rampant maple leafs and hockey players. All entry into the country is currently forbidden, not so much because of the pandemic but because they are currently plotting world domination and are fed up.
Canada: “EVERYONE STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. We are tired of your shit.”
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Canada's History

The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.
I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History
by Bachmelle February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
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Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.
"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"
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Canada's History

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...
by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
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