a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?
I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
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Get the Canada's History mug.A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.
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Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
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Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
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