Zesty Taco

Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.

John: "Whew, you have one zesty taco!"
Jane: "Oh sorry, I forgot my daily swab."

by Big Habeeb June 16, 2008

taco priest

a person who have a divine love for tacos and therefore preaches about them and devotes their life to them.

That taco priest just told me the history of the taco.

by whattheheck-man December 29, 2011

taco pizza

taco pizza is the most delicious pizza known to man kind. and such food like this however my not leave the state it was created in or it could lose flavor and you would lose all your friends.

man that taco pizza is good

by woodawg August 3, 2012

Taco Dick

When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.

Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!

by xxshuaxx April 2, 2015

Wonton-taco

A less common variant of the wonton variations. Others include the wonton hot-dog and the deep fried wonton.
An interacial couple consisting of an Asian female and a Hispanic male.

Holy Cow, Mei Ling surprised everybody when she said her boyfriend's name is Miguel. Ah...the elusive wonton-taco.

by Piancer October 16, 2007

Raining tacos

Raining tacos is a unicorns way of telling others they have a squirty botty problem

I am raining tacos today, it was a rough night.

by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021

Taco C

Short for Taco Cabana.

Wanna go eat at Taco C for lunch?

by Tngl February 21, 2009