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Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.
Oh he is such an old man steve
by Elias59 October 27, 2020
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Steve Jobs Law

The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“

This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.

Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025
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Steve

Steve is a man with a plan. He pulls all the Minecraft hoes. His anis is Smaller than a microbe and he gets no bitches.

He alwas wears a creeper hoodie.
Wow look at that kid named Steve with the mincraft hoodie and that small cock.
by rl[lpp[hlrh[tl April 15, 2022
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Steve

The bestest most sexy and funny OL. such an Oski Stan and Cal trivia fanatic. #joinrallycom Lover of Mr.Worldwide (305) very speedy(this is due to the glasses) always late, directionally challenged
The other day I had a question about Cal so I asked OL Steve and he just started singing Hotel Motel
by oskilover6969 August 22, 2023
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Steve Ditko

The creator of dr.strange hawk and dove the creeper the question blue beetle squirrel girl many of spider-man's iconic rouges besides venom and of course co-created spider-man himself
Gumba 1:Man Stan Lee created everything about marvel!
Gumba 2:No he didn't a lot of the things created in marvel today we wouldn't have without steve ditko or jack kirby
by The keckler 2 owo January 30, 2023
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papi steve

Papi Steve is Adrian's papi.
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by Papi Steve March 2, 2018
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Steve

The male Karen. Steve will bully people and then cry to management when someone says something to him. Steve thinks that he is always right and has narcissistic tendencies. Steve also listens to creed as he jacks off and cries at the same time. Steve will always out Karen Karen any day of the week and twice on sundays.
That guy is being such a Steve, he’s gonna speak to the manager about his small to-go tea…

That guy sure is a real asshole, he’s being a real Steve !
by Donnie america September 9, 2021
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