Shark Fucking Day is on March 4
by Jacquesolantern March 04, 2022
Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
by Dickerson.ster April 05, 2022
Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
by lx2036 December 01, 2012
person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”
Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.
Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.
Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
by Scary Flying Shark! December 29, 2024
This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022
Edward: "Goddammit you fucking blast minded Nobel Shark!"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"
by Shah Majee-Jahandi June 10, 2024
So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023