Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012

Hoorah Ring

When the ring of the condom is all that's left on the base of your shaft.

That Hoorah Ring lasted all night!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

muck ring

After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.

I have to go wipe my muck ring .

by soup bone September 21, 2013

ring draught

Once you put a ring on it the pussy is in draught

Ive expirienced ring draught about 6 months after we said our vowels

by PSC Pimpn November 6, 2013

Ring-on

A hardcore fan of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Apparently patterned after "Klingon" from Star Trek's fandom base.

For anyone who is a Ring-on, Matamata, New Zealand (the site of Hobbiton in both Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit) is a must-see.

by pentozali January 23, 2014

Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

by ProbablyErin October 10, 2014

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015