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Jelly Bean

A type of gelatinous candy in the shape of a bean. pls don't look at the other definitions for this word.
Don't look up Jelly Bean in the urban dictionary
by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 27, 2022
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belly beans

lint and other material that has collected in the belly button of a hairy chested male. the lint is then rolled into a ball and is given as a gift to others who he knows will appreciate the thought that you put into it. sometimes force is required for the beneficiary to appreciate the gift and how much sweat and time was needed to make it.
Man 1: I have a present for you Gunnar.
Man 2: OH NOES! NOT BELLY BEANS!
by rubberlover August 21, 2009
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bean goblin

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."
by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018
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Getting beans

Getting beans is a feeling you get when your happy or being loved. You get little tingly sensations throughout your body, similar to beans you feel in your foot when it gets frozen. Getting beans is to feel loved , happy and wanted all at once , and to associate it with a feeling
by FizzBizzle June 4, 2016
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gorilla beans

A 'PG' term for holy shit or holy fuck or holy shit biscuit
" and i was just sat there thinking , holy gorilla beans"
by Obiwillkenobi November 24, 2016
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Cool beans

Something you say to express your appreciation for something, generally to the extent that it pisses off your friends.
Friend: Hey, did you see that new film? It was great!
Me: Yeah, it was cool beans!
Friend: Oh for fucks sake, stop saying that you absolute retard.
by solargaming143 February 22, 2019
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Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.
Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard
by The evil doctor December 21, 2019
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