Oliver Niemann

Someone who is like really cool and has a very large penis and everyone likes and thinks is like really cool and hot and stuff.

GIRL: WOW! You are such an Oliver Niemann
Oliver Niemann: I know my penis is 14 feet long

by Someone who is not Oliver Niem November 21, 2021

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Oliver Teggart

Simp

"Oliver Teggart you're a simp."

by noahtrademark September 24, 2020

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The true definition of a real nan. Smart, witty sexy AF! Holds a deep voice that women find captivating. Hes a real romantic. And lives how he sees fit. . He travels the world looking for his one true love and he wont settle for anything less. But when he finds her, he,ll stop at nothing to make her his own. . And if shes smart she will get lost in him.They will have an amazingly beautiful life. After all ,Oliver lives for this Woman. Every man wants to be like Oliver. But only the Olivers if the world can be who and what they are. They really and truly are magnetic. . If you ever encounter an Oliver, if your lucky youll nake friends with him. Youll be cooler for having him in your life. If not. Then stand back and look at him in anazement. Because u will never be that cool. The best part about him, is he doesnt even know it. Hes just a humble guy. A great friend. An anazing husband/ boyfriend. And an all around good person. He would do well with a woman like a Wendy, or a Veronica. But he would seriously shine with a Rebecca. Oh yes. Shine brighter than any diamond.

I wish my man was as cool as Oliver.

by Becca bug November 11, 2022

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Oliver

A real cool guy
Very hyper
Bites sometimes
Can be cuddly
Likes string

Only eats the nicest food
ADHD poster child in the best way
A real good boy

Possibly a cat

"Oliver is doing zoomies around the living room again!"

by r.m. roe March 2, 2023

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