Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.

At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.

by Torqueconstructionnoiselewith January 7, 2026

Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

non-binary gender

Genders that are neither masculine (boy or man) and nor feminine (girl or woman).

Non-binary gender.

by Truculine January 25, 2025

Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

non-endosex

Person with any phenotype and intermediate/ambiguous genotype.

Non-endosex.

by Ciliota January 30, 2025

non-binary gender

1- Boyceta.
2- Transvestite.

Non-binary gender.

by Ciliota January 30, 2025

Non Reflective

Non Reflective, a word to describe Australian Aboriginals due to their dark skin colour making them hard to see in the dark .

Yeah I had my bike stolen last night, was probably a Non Reflective

by The Stinky Abo February 8, 2025