dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008

Gran Master General

Another word for grandparent. The master of the the kin.

Taste this pie man, my gran master general made it.

by Shelbaybabe March 14, 2009

Coke Slut Master

A coke slut master is a person usually male who has learned and mastered the art of administering cocaine to fulfil his sexual fantasies.

Johnathan is a coke slut master, he coerced those females into that orgy really quickly.

by The Kaneda Show February 15, 2009

Mastered Ultra Instinct

Next evolution of ultra instinct in super dragon ball series anime, another term for it is autonomous ultra instinct. Mastered ultra instinct gives side effect it surpassed god power can destroy goku body from inside

Goku get evolution to ultra instinct,mastered ultra instinctautonomous ultra insinct

by Ihavenoideas January 25, 2021

Brown Eye Master

A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.

BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.

by JRoemer December 30, 2007

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

dip master of the universe

also known as a dmotu, a dip master of the universe is a person who loves dip, and spends most their time talking about dip, or making dip jokes.

"Hey wanna come over and throw in a lip while we work on that Emily Dickinson essay?"

"More like Emily Dip-inson"

"Damn dude you're a real dip master of the universe aren't you."

"fuck ya"

or

"Dude I totally through in a lip during class today"

"Shit man you really are a dmotu"

by Dip Lover 420 December 6, 2009