Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

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Jordan Sosa

A Jordan Sosa is lit, and very beautiful but some times annoying girl and she is very very very very obsessed with Grayson Dolan and that also gets very aggravating. Her best friend is usually named Lorena Sanchez and her bestest friend is Joshua Diaz. she is very fun to be with but don't talk about Tupac being dead because she thinks he still alive she'll go all gheto white girl on you. A Jordan Sosa loves her Starbucks and Sponge Bob thats all she had growing up in the hood with all the nice neighbors she cant even go outside. She is usaully a cheerleader for infinity cheer.

that girl is such a Jordan Sosa

by not Joshua Diaz August 11, 2017

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Girl:Who's Jordan?

Me: The most perfect person In the entire world

Jordan=Perfect<3

by Mouse_formation June 12, 2022

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Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU

Jordan. The green beast.

by anonymous December 4, 2024

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jordan is the nicest person you will ever meet and he is also hot

omg you know jordan? yeah he is my bff

by kvhzjv September 19, 2022

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A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.

by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023

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