JeffMinedasher

Five men were told a lie
They grasped upon ill fortune
A chance to live their lives
but could not live immune

Deteriorated minds
They tore at flesh like snakes
And all that's left behind
was the will to stay awake

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

An experiment with faults
Didn't bother to write a monody
No memory of the results
No results could restore the memory

The Commies hadn't a clue
That one's sanity could be nullified
As they offered help, they knew
Any forgiveness would not be certified

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be Jeffminedasher

by Boo Radley Game May 20, 2022

Jeff

A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.

Jeff called me a fake friend after I had to cancel on him once.

by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022

Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

Jeffery

typically a loser with no friends, watches social media all day, has bad mental health, and doesn’t watch hamza

What a fuckin Jeffery man.

by adoonnnnissssssss June 18, 2022

jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022

Jeffery

Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.

Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.

by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022

Jeffensen

A term to describe gay in certain language or city.

That man/woman is jeffensen.

by An Definition June 24, 2022