Kris glaser

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole

Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes

by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022

Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye

When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while

by Joe Bidome December 12, 2021

suckin glass

when you are sluggin/throwing back drinks non-stop

he was suckin glass all night bro

by madzgetsmoney April 8, 2022

leon glass

gay ass mf

Leon glass: Aka Glassy is a gay ass mf

by Jonasbigwilly July 9, 2022

Ass gasket

The disposable paper ring that goes on the toilet seat for sanitary purposes

You must use an ass gasket when someone pisses on the toilet seat to protect yourself from germs.

by Badapple187 July 12, 2022

Broken Glass

Cum from a guy that only ejaculates in short spurts and tastes bad

Finally went down on the dude the other night, but he had some broken glass shit going on. Total turn off.

by JimmyShoes2 August 8, 2022

Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022