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broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.
MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.
by roberst September 6, 2011
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Nype Date

My roommate was giggling down the hall and someone said: "Who is she talking to?"

I replied: "Oh she is on a Nype Date with her boyfriend.... Yeah..."
by GBGL November 21, 2011
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Rug docter

-Lesbian
-Dyke
Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!
by ;) Shhhhh November 27, 2011
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A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
by memusic March 12, 2012
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Chain Dater

A person who repeatedly dates friends or relatives of former boyfriends/girlfriends
Girl One- hey do you know shelby

Girl Two- yeah isn't she that chain dater who stole your boyfriend then went out with his best friend and his best friend's cousin.
Girl One- yup.
by Sarabeara6393 March 13, 2012
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second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
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Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012
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