A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.
“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”
“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
Get the Bean diseasemug. Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.
by Grampa70 June 21, 2023
Get the Pretty Person's Diseasemug. Sudden Death Disease describes the condition, where something in your chest or stomach suddenly hurts a little too much for a little too long, so you accept the fact that you are going to die, even though you are probably fine.
Are you alright? You seem a bit distressed?
Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.
Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.
by Flocke2706 June 14, 2023
Get the Sudden Death Diseasemug. When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.
Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.
by Real Houz September 14, 2018
Get the swim bladder diseasemug. The scientific name for Vitiligo
CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?
FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!
FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!
by Pcmreform June 26, 2024
Get the Lucky Diseasemug. A terrible stupid virus that people spread because they were
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
by Meh reh March 15, 2020
Get the Corona Diseasemug. Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
Get the car and watch diseasemug.