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Highway Baby

A baby raised on the highway we’re most accidents happen. They walk back and forth along the highway searching for their non-existent parents, and are incapable of aging.
Jim: BRO HELP!! IM ABOUT TO CRUSH A HIGHWAY BABY!!

Phineas: Do it.
by BSsubsforlunch August 16, 2023
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spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!
by Zara Zara June 6, 2017
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Babies in the Mud

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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shizzy babies

Slang for when you're mad. used if you don't want to use "shit". An elongated version of "shiz".
by Shizzy Baby February 27, 2011
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baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)
There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!
by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021
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Vinegar Baby

A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.
"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."

"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."
by Mother's Folly March 2, 2017
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puff baby

When you suck dick for a free Puff Bar™️
"I just sucked dick for a puff"

"Omg you're such a puff baby"
by realpuffbaby November 21, 2019
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