Orchard Breath

The aroma of vomit on one's breath after spewing, notably in an orchard.

"Man, I'm about to go gippin' in the pippins - I'll have orchard breath later"

by Ian's Arrow March 12, 2009

Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

by Kskeet November 5, 2014

A Breath Of Versailles

What i call people when they slip on a piece of dog shit.

Person 1: Have you ever slipped on a piece of dog shit before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now A Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now the Breath Of Versailles

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Thumb Breath

What is required to type multiple sentences on to a smart phone. Or, the time one takes to type on a smart phone uses their thumb breath. If you're getting tired of typing on your phone, you're out of thumb breath.

Save your thumb breath, I'm not reading your message right now.

by Unemeoj October 31, 2022