A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
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She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter
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“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
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explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.
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I was going to ask Jenny out again but she did a Georgia Turbo Blaster that fucked up those chances.
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by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018
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John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
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