House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.

Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard

by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024

Dirty Arab Bastard

An Arab who is blowing shit up and sat next to me on a delta flight in 2018 in seat G-3 when there was clearly an open isle to the right that he could have sat in instead of spreading his stench to my isle.

That Mohammad is being a dirty Arab bastard and I want his fucking race to die off forever.

by Georgeeeee123 April 17, 2025

kill deck Bastards

A name given to someone who uses a kill deck in marvel snap

Person 1:dude i finally made it to omega but those kill deck Bastards are still everywhere

Person 2:yeah man there god damn parasites

by bobiscool533 April 26, 2025

Blackwater Bastard

A term used for Qarsherskiyan people, some may find it offensive while others have embraced the term proudly and consider it a compliment.

"I have lived in the Sandhills of North Carolina near the bluffs overlooking the Cape Fear River all my life. The last 28 years, I've been called a Dog of Miscegany and a Blackwater Bastard. And I'm proud of that! I am proud that I am Qarsherskiyan."

by Qarsherskiyan Elizabeth City June 2, 2025

Bastard

A handsome man you disagree with often.

That guy is such a bastard

by Boatsand hoes April 18, 2024

Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!

by Chadothan April 18, 2024

Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.

Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!

by Eric Luck May 9, 2024