Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.

Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Alex Snell

The best computer nerd in the world.

SKID: I haz a 150k boatnet.
Alex Snell: I haz coded my ownz boatnet in C++ and have 22k online beats you skid.

by 48748676374657489 October 7, 2011

Alex Gaskarth

Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.

Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean

by thothunter420 February 8, 2019

alex do

An overall terrible person with a knack for being an overworked Vietnamese highshool student by day and a manical Russian sleeper agent by night.

I would hate to find out my friends an alex do

by Horse Love= real love April 15, 2017

alex law

ditching your friends for a girl

oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys

by yiptrollman April 27, 2016

Alex-Smithed

The act of replacing something you had that was good enough with something you believed, whether or not true, was better.

"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"

A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"

B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."

by Fobbies January 1, 2013

Alex

A mega-BABE. She's super sweet and loves her friends more than anything. Hilarious as fuck and fun to spend time with. Overall a good dood who deserves the world.

"Goodness me, I need to hang out with Alex more often."

by actuallylorel January 6, 2017