Aaron Taylor Johnson

Raw

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”

by Tori8su April 10, 2022

Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)

"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me

by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023

Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.

Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!

by Sagaan December 11, 2016

Godwin Johnson

A stupid person that argues blindly about bots

Godwin Johnson stupidly argued with khalid on Facebook

by Kheddy June 16, 2022

Berry (Sasha) Johnson

Berry Johnson AKA "Sasha" is a part of the Johnson family containing Marie Johnson, Brayden Johnson, and Oliver Johnson. Berry was born on March 1st, lives in Minnesota, and used to go by the name "Trump Harmy" and "FinchBerry" In her earlier days, "Trump Harmy" Used to go with a political joke of the two presidents Biden and Trump. This joke was made with a friend/real family member that Berry used to talk too on the daily that went by the name Nitro, but later this friendship died after a war broke out with the people that used to be a part of the friend group such as the person "Biden Chiwi" AKA known as Nitro. There was also one more person, that went by the name Kata. With Berry's new friend group (Berry, Brayden, Oliver, and Marie) Berry no longer talks to Kata or Nitro. Berry as if of 2023 is happily married to Marie. Berry writes stories of her new friend group and used to write about her old friend group, she's most known for The Titanic Parody that her and Kata wrote a long time ago when they used to talk.

The Titanic Parody was written by Berry (Sasha) Johnson

by shawn-spen-star February 2, 2023