1. "Johnathan, is there weapons downstairs?" - "Yes, mother."
2. "Tim," - "Yes, do you need something?"
2. "Tim," - "Yes, do you need something?"
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Get the mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing mug.Oh, yeah, no, you all absolutely need to be murder for what you're doing to me. The faster it happens, the happier I'm going to be about it.
Hym "Was he even vaguely aware of my thing? Then yes he did. You deserve to be murdered for what you are doing to me. You and your kids. Uuuuumm I could be free but I am not and you are directly responsible for it and all so you don't have to eat a little crow. I'm actively in pain right now. The faster and more frequently it happens the happier I'm going to be and I'm going to continue to want that until I am credited and paid. Like, you want me to suffer... So I am... And now you want you and your kids to not want to deserve to get murdered for it... And you do. Did he know about my thing and say nothing? Then yes he deserved to die, in my humble opinion."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025
Get the Yes he did mug.Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2: Yes
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(Person friend) -hi (person)-ye
Therefor ye can be a mood of one person is : exitement anger or an everyday mood one must guess their mood if you ask they might feel a bit offended :)
Therefor ye can be a mood of one person is : exitement anger or an everyday mood one must guess their mood if you ask they might feel a bit offended :)
by Anonymous_peaches January 24, 2022
Get the Ye mug.Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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