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White headed turkey

Argumentative, delinquent youth with general lack of respect for any type of knowledge or proven fact. Behavior is generally caused by confusion of their sexuality.
Julian is a white headed turkey yo.
by Fuhqjules January 9, 2019
mugGet the White headed turkeymug.

greasy turkey ass

aye man i just ate a greasy turkey ass
by the scientist! January 6, 2022
mugGet the greasy turkey assmug.

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009
mugGet the Turkey Sandwich Weekmug.

Tiny Turkey Jerky

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey
by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019
mugGet the Tiny Turkey Jerkymug.

turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
mugGet the turkey-ticket rafflemug.

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
mugGet the Tennessee Turkey Bastermug.

Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
mugGet the Carve some turkeysmug.

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