Kentucky Thumb

When your girl is bleeding from her lady bits and you stop the bleeding with your thumb.

She was having a monster period so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb

by AlmightyWam May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

The act of penetration with the thumb. Similar to the act of plugging a hole in your neck with said thumb. The most badass thing a man can do.

Dude I gave her that Kentucky thumb last night she was howling.

by Soul0rison May 20, 2021

Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 7, 2016

Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb deep into yourself or another person with a lot of force, can be in a sexual or life saving situation

Brandon - Man, you don't look so good
Scott - Yeah, when my girlfriend gave me a Kentucky Thumb last night

by qwertybears280 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

A sex act where you shove a thumb in it(it being any hole) the same way Kentucky Ballistics shoved a thumb into his wound after his gun exploded.

Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period

by A SLAP round May 20, 2021

Thumb Fuck

To be constantly on your phone texting or messaging non-stop.

Classmate: "Has anyone talked to her about the break up?"
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."

by MaddHatter June 27, 2016

The Kentucky thumb

Putting a thumb in your anus to stimulate the vasovagal response to the point to slow your heart rate down to prevent shock or death from bleeding, can also be used for pleasure also.

Put the Kentucky thumb in it.

by Nightmed May 20, 2021