Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025

bunch of cunts whos macdonalds kids meal is five times the size "compain about obesity" also the SAS would solo you lot
by humdililah brother March 20, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket
How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

by DreamNotFoundFanFiction July 31, 2023

A country that once had the title of "the fattest country in the world." And it is still the laziest country in the world because like 90% of the people that live there complain about simple things like working or taking out the trash.
by FatManatee June 6, 2021

tyler: yooo i love america!!!!! *country boy howl*
sunny: thats until china asks for their debt to be paid back
tyler: what in the 8th grade civics is this shit...
sunny: thats until china asks for their debt to be paid back
tyler: what in the 8th grade civics is this shit...
by that stupid bitch April 23, 2023
