America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025
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america

bunch of cunts whos macdonalds kids meal is five times the size "compain about obesity" also the SAS would solo you lot
by humdililah brother March 20, 2024
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America

Kori: no! Canada better!
Me with high IQ: Actually.. America is
by DreamNotFoundFanFiction July 31, 2023
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America

A country that once had the title of "the fattest country in the world." And it is still the laziest country in the world because like 90% of the people that live there complain about simple things like working or taking out the trash.
I f*ckin hate America mate, lets go kick a buckingham palace gaurd in the balls
by FatManatee June 6, 2021
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america

a national superpower...

until china wants their debt to be paid
tyler: yooo i love america!!!!! *country boy howl*

sunny: thats until china asks for their debt to be paid back

tyler: what in the 8th grade civics is this shit...
by that stupid bitch April 23, 2023
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