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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.
by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021
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Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"
by Brandaids May 7, 2021
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the gay touch

is when someone does something gay
"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"
by regan ronald June 12, 2021
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Touch tips

When Bankhead and Erroll of T.T ENT touch penis to initiate each other before the end of the day
by Ffm alley May 21, 2021
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touch of the tuite

Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day
I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite
by MUZ May 22, 2021
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Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon
by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021
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