Billy the Simp

Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.

"Fuck me, Bill is such a simp, call him Billy the Simp"

by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 3, 2020

Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters

"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"

by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

Butterfly Simp

Someone who makes an urban dictionary post about a "private social butterfly"

Damn bro juans a butterfly simp

by Toyota_thot December 26, 2020

Simp Trap

Anyone that exploits people online with the falsehood of interest in them for the exchange of money or gifts.

Writing someone's name on her body is setting a simp trap for people donating money to them.

by mr_sun_shine October 18, 2021

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Backwards Simping

Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.

He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.

by Dallas AP August 4, 2021

Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.

“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022