Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

A girlfriend you end up marrying.
She's not just some girlfriend. She's my girl-end.
by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it
by laufeyismybae October 15, 2023

Similar to a long ending, but the note is marked with text indicating a longa this is usually held out longer
by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.
by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024
