bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".

"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."

by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024

Guacamole Gold-Rush

Where a women holds two halves of an avocado up to a set of balls while pissing in the mouth of the avocado holder.

Hey Larry, why don’t you go find you a women that’ll Serve you up a guacamole gold-rush?

by Blackstudmuffin February 6, 2024

Gold Titanium Sulfur Titanium Carbon

When the periodic table symbols are used, this spells out autistic, originated on TikTok and is used among friends.

Are you gold titanium sulfur titanium carbon?

by abeil June 11, 2024

Gold Dogger

when someone shoves a bar of gold up their ass or smth idk

“my bitch just did the fuckin gold dogger 💀💀” or “my girls a gold dogger man..”

by kami 🙀 March 10, 2023

gold blooded

Piss blood

Sandra there has piss blood. Shes gold blooded.

by lasagne face June 5, 2023

jungle gold

The best chocolate pussy one has ever had.

Yo, bra, dat bitch.... Jungle gold.

by Hjc September 20, 2013

gold trigger

its a trigger that's gold. the hell are you expecting...

roblox girlfriend: how are gold triggers made?
Me: so, about that, they're not made of gold, we just paint the trigger of the gun to make the trigger look gold

by Cannonball9000 December 2, 2023