Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
by Gobblegobble November 28, 2013
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Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.
That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.
by ~-K-~ December 04, 2021
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Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure
You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey
by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 08, 2021
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Stuffed jive turkey

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.
Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
by Young ballsack April 27, 2017
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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
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save the turkeys. LALA

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there
by THE REAL TURKEY AFGGGGGG September 25, 2019
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