Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.

‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*

by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021

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Rolls Truck

A Rolls Royce Cullinan. A very luxurious SUV that costs more then some peoples houses.

"Yo my boy copped himself a rolls truck!"

"What Color?"

"Gold"

"Man, your boy must be retarded then"

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 12, 2022

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tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020

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Truck in the Tuck

This doesn't mean anything if you were a big fat cow and adhd dog-eyes with colorblind trucks.
Due to the wet weather you are currently going to die in the tuck in the tuck point in a truck.
Dude do the default dance in the tuck. Yes.

Person 2: Dude I want to kill you so bad, you must go back in the tuck of the truck B)
Person 1: 'Uno Reverse Card'
Person 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 1: Let's gooooo!! Do the default dance NOW! TRUCK IN THE TUCK!!!

Person 2: NO SHIT WAIT NO, FUCK YOU!

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025

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