Fruit Rollup Gusher

Two men dock - connect the ends of their erect penises - with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist each end to make a gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the fruit rollup gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 07, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 03, 2023

Fruit Slut

Someone who is a slut for fruit.

He always wants to eat fruit, he’s such a fruit slut.

by Lucky-13 July 11, 2023

Beer Fruit

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

by Yasssgurl88 August 23, 2017

Fruit Stripe

A brand of gum which achieved meme status because of how unpopular it is due to the fact that its flavor fades almost instantly after you put it in your mouth.

My patience for other peoples' bullshit lasts about this long: (Insert Fruit Stripe zebra here)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021

Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024